swapping places

My oh my, being able to swap with someone has a lot of mystical thoughts and ideas attached. But one must beware of a trip fraught with perils. One day when I was a much youger man and full of lust I swapped a pretty young thing for one with a more buxom bust.  I thought my pleasures would grow with the size of her bust but her mouth was more than capable of dampening my lust.  So listen to me before you make the swap.  What you already have and what you already are may just be one hell of a lot better than wishing on a star.

20 comments:

  1. This is so often true; and I love the ending.

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  2. yes indeed...listen to the voice of experience!

    b

    http://www.retireinstyleblog.com/2010/06/small-space-living-life-swap-thoughts.html

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  3. gs big breasted women are not that great! ha!
    love this!look before you leap my friend!
    Pamela

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  4. Anthony..thanks...appreciate your time

    b...to experience and learn is all we have. to not learn...that is the shame

    Pamela...you are so...so...so right but looking before I leaped is what got me in trouble.

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  5. Wishing for a star with buxom busts!! What a thought.

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  6. Keith..no you have it all wrong...I was wishing upon a star for a buxom bust. She didn't have to be a star.

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  7. Reminds me of something I cross-stitched years ago: If all our troubles were hung on a line, you'd choose yours and I'd choose mine. (picture a clothes line)

    Love your honesty and humor!

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  8. Greta...thanks..love that quote..hope your class is OK

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  9. very interesting !! :)

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  10. Testosterone is guilty of a lot of blunders!

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  11. Absolutely - never trade 'quantity' (ah-hem) for 'quality'..wise words indeed..thanks for your visit..Jae

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  12. lady...thanks, enjoyed your blog

    rinky...many, many, many blunders and I have only committed a minute fraction of them

    jae..thanks...I always enjoy a visit to your site

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  13. ha mama used to say "the grass always looks greener on the other side of the fence" - you should have talked to my mama :)

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  14. Dee...I know I would have liked your mama

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  15. Ah, yes...the importance of going for more than just what the eye can see!

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  16. You and millions of others have surely fallen for that trap. The main thing is to make that mistake when young as you did to be able to laugh about it later rather than rue the day.

    Great piece.

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  17. lol, but what if you swapped places with the buxom lady and she was you and you were she? What would you think of yourself? :)

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  18. i second that @ rinkly rimes. lol

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  19. mr eggg...it does help to commit folly when young...but if one does not learn????...voila...a politicain is created

    Michelle - I ponder that question daily...me with big boobs...getting a little heavy these days..small man boobs...no if I were a woman I would prefer petit boobs

    dorinny..I second that and third that and fourth that...Testosterone is truly the ruin of the "great society"...just think how much more erudite I could be if I had spent my misspent youth not misspending it....

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