Last night I dreamt I was young again. Oh what a wonderful dream it was.
Naturally all wonderful dreams for a man of my age include a pretty young girl.
Now, don't get upset because it wasn't a dream about an old goat with a cute young thing. No sirree, I was young again and agile and spry and good looking.
Maybe good looking is a little white lie but what the hey, it was my dream.
The girl was exactly what a man would dream about and exactly what a man shouldn't dream about. She was everything that would make every pore in a man's body sweat.
The scene was perfect..a Hawaiian sunset beach with a cool breeze.
Then she came into my arms and our lips met and it was the worst kiss I have ever had.
I woke up with my little black Schnauzer licking My face...Yuk