confucius say

I gave my German Schnauzer,
"Lo-Jack", a "Chinese Fortune Cookie"
 but I forgot to take the "fortune" out.

Now whenever I give him
the command "speak.
He tells me a "Confucius" proverb
in German
I do not understand German

egg face

eggs for breakfast
cooked anyway you like
stop your blog
have a cup of whatever
and wipe the egg off your face
but not me
I intend to rub it in
care to join me

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