Noise, Noise, all around. The atmosphere was ablaze with the sound. It rumbled the ground and echoed the canyons. It shuddered the mountains and boomed the clouds. It crackled the trees and sizzled the seas It crashed the earth and split the air. It grated my bones and wobbled my knees. It shrilled in my ear and curled my hair. It screamed until it pierced my soul. I looked all around to find a hole and tried to hide myself like a mole. The noise came from my lovely wife as she stifled a yawn her sweet loving voice saying Honey, when are you going to mow the lawn?